Friday, September 25, 2009

My life is a long line of purees.

Tonight, I made more cream of tomato soup. With less salt! Stellar. Also, white bean dip with sage, otherwise known as Tuscan Hummus. Silky and delicious, featuring olive oil, lemon juice, balsamic, and a ridiculous amount of fresh garlic. Flu, stay away. Now I am making an acorn squash in the microwave. And then I may prepare some Brazilian-style collard greens with canola oil and garlic.

My steamed green beans were not so pretty this time, but still taste sweet. I guess they're a little bit tough and faded. Is this what happens to late summer beans? Still happy to have them, though.

Some very new and shiny Royal Gala apples at the Co-op. Excitement. Apples are my new dessert. Also, the wonderful and slightly expensive Packham pears. Looking forward to Clementines and better Navel oranges. I would enjoy some fresh figs right about now. Or papaya and lime and strawberries? Omg, FRUIT SALAD.

In the Lindsey Executive Suite, a seasonal fruit salad is currently being served with a fine cheese selection and multigrain toast triangles. Choose from a rotating selection of warm and cold savory salads. Sample tofu six ways at the hot buffet station! Add Greek yogurt with a drizzle of honey to finish your meal with style.

There is a luxurious dining area for up to six, a large screen television with video game consoles, leather armchairs with overstuffed ottomans, and a thick futon bed with deep pillow top. For when you're too tired - or amorous - to continue eating! Simulated flickering, crackling, warmth-exuding fireplace to keep Fido safe and content on the hearth. Enjoy the faux polar bear rug with a friend. Mini-bar inside the replica 19th Century world globe! When you're well-rested, access the private gym with weight machines and virtual reality treadmills, as well as free weights. Jillian Michaels with a flat-top and Roman Centurion outfit is complimentary.

Your VIP Pass also gets you time on the matching set of heated suede beanbags for tired people and weary pups. Follow that up with a dip in our canine-friendly jacuzzi. Bison and carrot dog biscuits gratis, of course. Estate lawns and Chihuahua Stables open to Rover 24/7.

The temperature on the ground is 52 degrees Farenheit. Looks like lovely weather, folks. Thanks for flying with us today, and we hope you fly Lindsey Airways again soon.

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